Archive for February, 2008

“Gladiator’s” Mayhem: Too Skinny for Steroids?

Friday, February 29th, 2008

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TMZ.com: There’s one thing the new “American Gladiators” are making sure of — that there will be no steroid scandal to rock the competitive world of televised jousting.TMZ caught William Romeo, aka Mayhem, out at Social last night, where he answered the… Read more

Speaking Homo

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Our favorite* Republican presidential hopeful, Mike Huckabee, was on Tyra’s talk show talking about the gays and same sex marriage.

He’s so damn funny! We just wanna get Ellen’s dildo and smack him upside the head!

Click here to listen to his gibberish.

*The stupidest.

Which One Is Pete Doherty?

Friday, February 29th, 2008

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TMZ.com: U.K. rockwreck Pete Doherty on stage with blood in his nuzzle — and British rockerspawn Kelly Osbourne after a night out with Doherty’s ex, Kate Moss.At least one of these people is allegedly drug-free.We’re just sayin’.

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Scientology Does A Druggie Good!

Friday, February 29th, 2008

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Danny Zuko helped Kenicke kick his drug habit with Scientology!

Jeff Conaway, the guy who played Kenicke in the beloved movie musical Grease, reveals to Inside Edition that he kicked his drug habit by practicing Scientology.

The Celebrity Rehab patient says that John Travolta is the person responsible for introducing Conaway to Scientology.

Conaway proudly proclaims, “I’ve been doing Scientology…My doctor was like holy cow, he says whatever you’ve been doing keep doing it because it’s really working.”

Jeff isn’t just practicing Scientology. He’s really into it. The former druggie has some creepy person come to his home EVERY day!

He says, “John and I stayed friends but he couldn’t watch me going down the tubes…He gave me a whole library of Scientology books and he’s given me an auditor who comes almost every day.”

Scientology rules!

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Mickey Rourke’s Face Ravaged by Dog

Friday, February 29th, 2008

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TMZ.com: With no signs of blood, Mickey Rourke transformed his face into its latest incarnation — Duane “Dog” Chapman.While no racial tirades were reported, Rourke showed off his new “Bounty Hunter” mullet-chic mug on the Jersey set of his new film on… Read more

There’s No Place Like Home

Friday, February 29th, 2008

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It has been AMAZING to be back in Los Angeles this past week. Being with our fam has been great and the love of our life, Mister Teddy Hilton, continues to bring us joy each and every single day.

We feel like we’re really on a roll, gaining momentum, hitting our groove and all that good schtuff!

Game night is planned tonight at Eric’s and maybe some other fun, chill stuff to come this weekend.

We’re just keeping it mellow until Austin and…

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Crazy vs. Crazier in Street Smackdown!

Friday, February 29th, 2008

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TMZ.com: Two crazazy housing challenged (?) men got into a verbal and physical confrontation outside of Hyde last night — leading one of the men to scream at the other, “Ya betta get on before you get s**t on!” Creating the new fight catch phrase of 2008,… Read more

They Wanna Kill Gossip Girl!!!!

Friday, February 29th, 2008

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The rumors are true.

Mischa Barton has a been approached to join the cast of Gossip Girl.

Why?!?!?!

The show seems FINE as it is.

Are the producers really that desperate???

We know Mushy is! Her film career has gone nowhere.

Are the producers thinking that Mischa is going to have a Heather Locklear effect on the show?

Sorry…we don’t think Mischa can do for Gossip Girl what Heather Locklear did for Melrose Place. No chance at all.

Chace, don’t let them do it!

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Nicky Hilton Knee-ds Help - STAT

Friday, February 29th, 2008

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TMZ.com: So Nicky Hilton was street walking in L.A. yesterday and at least from this angle she’s lookin’ for work as a Toys”R”Us spokes-giraffe. We’re just sayin’.

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Nooooooo… Mischa Barton May Join Cast of Gossip Girl

Friday, February 29th, 2008

We’re not saying that there were high-fives exchanged and champagne corks flying around this very office when Mischa Barton’s character was killed off The OC, but, well… okay, there were. It was the best day in TV history.

Maybe that’s taking it a bit far. But let’s just say we’re not entirely thrilled by recent rumors of Mischa Barton joining the cast of Gossip Girl.

TV Guide’s Michael Ausiello reports that the rumor of Barton being offered a role are true, but what isn’t 100 percent is whether or not a deal will be struck for her to play the recurring role of Georgina Sparks.

No relation to Jordin Sparks, Georgina is reportedly an evil girl who brings the checkered past of Serena van der Woodsen (Blake Lively) into her present.

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Will Mischa Barton (left) and Blake Lively become rivals on Gossip Girl?

Executive producer Josh Schwartz, of course, killed Barton off of The OC, and how runs the new CW hit series. Apparently, that and the recent DUI and drug charges against the anorexic waif haven’t dissuaded him from this move.

So what do you think, celebrity news readers? Will Barton fit in with the Gossip Girl girls and guys? Or is the show better off with lesser-known stars?

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