Archive for March, 2008

Now This Is DIVA!

Monday, March 31st, 2008

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Miz Kylie Minogue kept herself cool with the help of a fan before the cameras started rolling Monday morning for her appearance on the Today show.

Does she have someone that holds her cups while she drinks out of a straw????

That would be very Mimi of her! She is the Queen Diva, after all.

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

This Is Gonna Be Gooood!

Monday, March 31st, 2008

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Oasis and Ryan Adams (and the Cardinals) are hitting the road together at the end August!

Sad news (for us at least) is that they’re only playing a few cities and LA isn’t one of them.

Oasis will play their first live show in over two years at Seattle’s WaMu Theater on the 26th of August before crossing the Canadian border with Adams and his band to play shows in Vancouver, Edmonton and Calgary.

Pre-sale tickets go on sale tomorrow, April 1st.

If it wasn’t Teddy Hilton’s birthday week, we totally would have considered going up to Seattle or Canada for a few days to see one of the shows.

John Cusack’s Stalker Shows Up At His Home!

Monday, March 31st, 2008

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Say hello to a whole lotta crazy!

John Cusack’s alleged stalker is behind bars - for now.

Despite a restraining order barring her from approaching Cusack, hardcore fan Emily Leatherman showed up outside his home in Malibu on Sunday night.

Deputies were called to the 24000 block of Malibu Road about 7 p.m. Sunday after a cab driver reported that a passenger was refusing to pay a fare for a ride to that area.

As deputies approached the scene, they were flagged down by Cusack, who told them he recognized the woman in the cab and that she had been stalking him.

Leatherman is being held in lieu of $150,000 bail.

Hope Leatherman gets some psychological help when she gets out!

And hopefully she gets a nice dermatologist in jail!

[Image via Los Angeles Times.]

U-N-B-E-L-I-E-V-E-A-B-L-E

Monday, March 31st, 2008

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The Office beauty Rashida Jones is featured in the new issue of Allure magazine with her mom, former model Peggy Lipton.

Her mom is 61 years old!!!! For reals!!!! And, she looks like she’s naturally that gorgeous, without any nips and tucks.

Share your secrets, Peggy!!!

And she does.

“I advise my daughters to moisturize, moisturize, moisturize, but worrying too much about the way you look will age you,” Lipton tells Allure. “Beauty at any age really does come from within.”

Says Rashida, whose father is legendary musician Quincy Jones, “My sister and I used to tease my Mom about the lengths she would go to to stay out of the sun and prepare her skin for bed with all sorts of creams and oils, but seeing how she looks now, I happily eat my words.”

Note to self: moisturize every fucking hour!!! Sleep in a tub of lard. Whatever it takes!!!

This Is Gonna Be Gooood!

Monday, March 31st, 2008

oasis.jpg

Oasis and Ryan Adams (and the Cardinals) are hitting the road together at the end August!

Sad news (for us at least) is that they’re only playing a few cities and LA isn’t one of them.

Oasis will play their first live show in over two years at Seattle’s WaMu Theater on the 26th of August before crossing the Canadian border with Adams and his band to play shows in Vancouver, Edmonton and Calgary.

Pre-sale tickets go on sale tomorrow, April 1st.

If it wasn’t Teddy Hilton’s birthday week, we totally would have considered going up to Seattle or Canada for a few days to see one of the shows.

John Cusack’s Stalker Shows Up At His Home!

Monday, March 31st, 2008

acusack-stalker.jpg

Say hello to a whole lotta crazy!

John Cusack’s alleged stalker is behind bars - for now.

Despite a restraining order barring her from approaching Cusack, hardcore fan Emily Leatherman showed up outside his home in Malibu on Sunday night.

Deputies were called to the 24000 block of Malibu Road about 7 p.m. Sunday after a cab driver reported that a passenger was refusing to pay a fare for a ride to that area.

As deputies approached the scene, they were flagged down by Cusack, who told them he recognized the woman in the cab and that she had been stalking him.

Leatherman is being held in lieu of $150,000 bail.

Hope Leatherman gets some psychological help when she gets out!

And hopefully she gets a nice dermatologist in jail!

[Image via Los Angeles Times.]

Letting It All Hang Out

Monday, March 31st, 2008

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This turkey’s almost ready to serve!

We love turkey (and mashes potatoes)….and Cate Blanchett too!

The fabulaux Australian actress, still zexy while sperminated, waddled to a local shop on Sunday near her temporary Hunters Hill home, in Sydney, Australia.

This will be Cate’s third child.

[Image by BARM via Fame Pictures.]

I’m Fucking Matt Damon (En Español)

Monday, March 31st, 2008

This is no joke!

Click here for a Spanish language interpretation of the Matt Damon / Sarah Silverman classic.

Letting It All Hang Out

Monday, March 31st, 2008

fp_1183887_barm_blanchett_cate_05_033008.jpg

This turkey’s almost ready to serve!

We love turkey (and mashes potatoes)….and Cate Blanchett too!

The fabulaux Australian actress, still zexy while sperminated, waddled to a local shop on Sunday near her temporary Hunters Hill home, in Sydney, Australia.

This will be Cate’s third child.

[Image by BARM via Fame Pictures.]

John Cusack’s Stalker Shows Up At His Home!

Monday, March 31st, 2008

acusack-stalker.jpg

Say hello to a whole lotta crazy!

John Cusack’s alleged stalker is behind bars - for now.

Despite a restraining order barring her from approaching Cusack, hardcore fan Emily Leatherman showed up outside his home in Malibu on Sunday night.

Deputies were called to the 24000 block of Malibu Road about 7 p.m. Sunday after a cab driver reported that a passenger was refusing to pay a fare for a ride to that area.

As deputies approached the scene, they were flagged down by Cusack, who told them he recognized the woman in the cab and that she had been stalking him.

Leatherman is being held in lieu of $150,000 bail.

Hope Leatherman gets some psychological help when she gets out!

And hopefully she gets a nice dermatologist in jail!

[Image via Los Angeles Times.]