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Here are two things you never heard of before today: Mandy Blank and Glutes magazine. The self-proclaimed “world famous fitness starlet” biked over to a Hollywood magazine stand last night just to check herself out. Butt (get it?), she was humble…
Who knew ‘Katie’ could be such a bitchy bitch?
The UK gossip media is buzzing about the impending breakup of the Katie Price Jordan-Peter Andre marriage.
Crazy!
And, the two just returned from a trip to South Africa where they renewed their wedding vows.
Insiders say they’re relationship has ‘reached rock bottom’ because Peter has finally had it with Jordan’s putdowns.
He supposedly told her that unless she treats him with some compassion and like an equal then their wedding vows don’t mean a thing!
A insider said: “She undermines Pete constantly. If he’s talking about the world of showbiz, she’ll say in front of other people: “What do you know about that, Pete? I’m the celebrity” It’s really embarrassing for him. It’s become really nasty and Pete doesn’t know how to deal with her. She makes him fell like shit. He’ll be getting ready and she’ll say: “What are you wearing that for.” It really upsets him.”
In his heart it looks like Petey has ‘accepted’ that their pairing isn’t a match made in heaven. He reportedly said the following things in their UK TV show Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter:
‘One day, unfortunately, we will go our separate ways and we will probably be happier, but at the moment we’re working hard to make this relationship work.’
How long do you give these two?
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Are you ready for The Audrina Show?
The reality TV star is ready to step out of The Hills shadow and take the spotlight in her own show. And according to In Touch Weekly, MTV - never missing a cash cow opportunity - is in talks with the 23-year-old.
But of course, nothing is certain yet.
“It would be really fun to have my own TV show,” Patridge says.
Super duper fun!
“She has been in talks with MTV for her own show, but nothing is set in stone just yet,” says an insider.
Beyond (reality) television, Audrina aspires to get into acting. Like, with a script.
Like a script with a plot. Like a movie. Where she plays a character, not herself.
Her first onscreen credit is Sorority Row with Potato Head Willis.
Going for some Oscar gold there we see!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Sorry, Boston-area Janet Jackson fans.
Her Rock Withu tour will not be going on in your fine city.
A few Perezcious readers have alerted us that they’ve been informed that the show is off - for now.
Lacey from Boston sent us this e-mail that she received from TicketMaster:
From: Notification [mailto:Notification@Ticketmaster.com]
Sent: Tuesday, September 30, 2008 1:59 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients
Subject: Ticketmaster Alert -Janet Jackson, Rock Withu Tour- Event Update
Importance: HighHello, this is Ticketmaster Customer Service with an important alert for your upcoming event. Janet Jackson, Rock Withu Tour, scheduled at TD Banknorth Garden on Wednesday, October 1, 2008 has been postponed. The new date is to be announced. Original tickets will be honored once the new date is announced.
If you have any questions, please contact us online at:
http://www.ticketmaster.com/h/asktm.html
Miz Jackson was released from a Montreal hospital two hours after being admitted on Monday night.
The reason for her hospitalization is still not known.
Maybe she caught something nasty from Jermanie Dupri’s puke!
[Image via WENN.]
Even though more than two-thirds of the Republicans voted AGAINST the George Bush-backed Wall St. bailout package on Monday, effectively killing it, Bush is still pushing his plan.
On national television today, Tuesday, Bush warned that the country would experience “painful and lasting” economic damage if Congress doesn’t pass a bailout measure.
Bush said, “The consequences will grow worse each day if we do not act.”
Added the soon-to-be former President, “Our economy is depending on decisive action from the government. I’m confident that we’ll deliver.”
But what action should that be?
Bush said, “As much as we might wish the situation were different, our country is not facing a choice between government action and the smooth functioning of the free market. We’re facing a choice between action and the real prospect of economic hardship for millions of Americans.”
As for the House’s decision not to pass his plan, Bush said he was “disappointed by the outcome” but added that he can “assure our citizens and citizens around the world that this is not the end of the legislative process.”
To that he added, “It matters little what path a bill takes to become law. What matters is that we get a law. We’re at a critical moment for our economy. I recognize that this is a difficult vote for members of Congress. … But the reality is that we’re in an urgent situation, and the consequences will grow worse each day if we do not act. … If our nation continues on this course, the economic damage will be painful and lasting.”
So what’s going to happen then?
Who has the answer?
Unfortunately, Bush failed to take accountability for getting us into this mess in the first place!
[Image via WENN.]
KATY PERRY IS TURNING EVERYONE INTO LESBIANS!!!
Or at least getting kids suspended from school!
In Texas, two twirl team members were suspended from a couple of football games for dancing to I Kissed A Girl, the controversial girl-on-girl romp ballad that just won’t go away.
The team performed the dance as part of a pep rally at the school. Teachers found the number inappropriate, but some parents and classmates think that the punishment is unnecessarily harsh. In a sign of solidarity worthy of a cheesy high school flick, the drumline has refused to perform without the twirlers.
Fight the power!
[Image via WENN.]
Stephen Colbert is already a Comedy Central and college cable hero, but now he’s going to be a comic book hereo as well.
The Conservative parodist will appear in issue No. 573 of The Amazing Spider-Man. In a preview of the comic book, Colbert is seen swinging from rooftop to rooftop alongside the super hero.
This isn’t the first of Colbert’s cameos in the Marvel world, which has traditionally lent itself to gimmicky television tie-ins. The company’s editor-in-chief, Joe Quesada, hints at a Colbert-for-President campaign, making The Colbert Report’s fake presidential dream a reality.
Gimmicky indeed!
Colbert follows in the footsteps of other television hosts who have cropped up in Marvel panels. From a 1978 issue featuring the cast of SNL to a David Letterman
The Colbert issue, however, attempts to reconnect with classic issue No. 50, which also blurred the lines between the comic book and the television world. In No. 50, Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon of The Tonight Show are integrated seamlessly into the storyline. The issue also features the unforgettable image of a defeated Spider-Man discarding his super hero suit, which will recur in Colbert’s issue.
While we really love Colbert, why do they have to mess with a classic?
[Image via WENN.]
The Screen Actors Guild is making noise again and trying to get the big bad media moguls to return to the bargaining table.
