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This may be the very best police report of 2008. When Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona early this morning for DUI, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex.According to the officer who wrote the report, “He…
2008 has been the best year our life, both professionally and personally.
It was a year of “firsts.”
Our first year in our 30s. Our first year in radio. Our first year in films. Our first year putting on musical events across the world!
And the website continued to get bigger and better.
We lost more weight than we care to know. And we still aren’t weighing ourselves!
We got to make some beautiful memories with our family, who now live with us in Los Angeles after we moved them from Miami in late 2007.
And we’re just getting started, personally and professionally!
2009 will see our new book released. A bunch of exciting projects we’re working on will hopefully come into fruition. And, most importantly, we’re going to continue to work towards creating our own happiness.
We’re gonna buy a home in ‘09. Now’s the time to to buy!
We’re gonna put ourselves out there more and hopefully date someone nice.
And we’re definitely going to continue on our journey of being healthier. That’s for life!
As always, we can’t thank you enough for making PerezHilton.com part of your daily routine.
We are all one big family. We may not always agree on things, but there’s nothing but love from us to you.
2009 is upon us and we wish you and your family all the best. Lots of love, health, job stability, and - once again - good health. It’s what’s most important in life.
Big big hugs!!!!
Perezzzzzzzzz
P.S. The last picture below is of our new hair cut and color, which we got done yesterday at Kim Vo’s new salon in Beverly Hills before we flew out to NYC.
December 2007
December 2008
Lindsay looks peeved while out pAArtying with her gal pal Ronson at SET in Miami Beach on Tuesday night.
In a fit of anger, LezLo turns to saMAN and tells her _______.
[Image via Storms Media Group.]
Since her babe’s arrival earlier this year, YESsica Alba seems to be A LOT happier with life.
Jess and little Honor were spotted swinging at an LA park on Tuesday.
It’s nice to see that YESsica knows how to smile!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
It’s so nice to know that despite the discomfort and fatigue of mercury poisoning, which forced him to “tear himself away” from his work, Jeremy Piven could still find the strength within himself to pick up a model in New York.
The Pivert was on the prowl at Britney’s circus-themed birthday bash and his latest victim is model-turned-waitress Ashley Chontos.
He’s so smitten with the 23-year-old (who was actually only his second choice that night, but hey, Piverts can’t be choosy), that he’s going to ditch his mama for the Golden Globes and fly Ashley out to the West Coast to accompany him on the red carpet January 10th
He charmed Chontos with a mass text message to all the numbers he had gathered up that night that read, “Come to my room - whoever responds first gets me for the night.”
Wow, that makes them both desperate. And gross.
They’re perfect for each other!
After pulling out of Speed the Plow (To the relief of co-stars), the Pivert went to Bangkok, where he is receiving “treatment” for his “poisoning.” Chontos, meanwhile, is in Miami, working on her tan for her red carpet debut.
If it even lasts that long.
[Image via WENN.]
Trouble just seems to follow former child star Gary Coleman whereever he goes.
In 2005, he settled in small town Utah for privacy and peace to no avail.
According to a new report, police officers have been called to assist or intervene with Coleman 21 times since he moved to Utah.
Drama queen!!!!
One of the more serious ‘calls’ took place in July 2007, where Coleman told the cops he had taken dozens of Oxycontin pills, was suicidal and “wanted to die.”
Poor little guy. He’s crying out for attention!
The corresponding police report states, “Gary … was upset that his girlfriend was breaking up with him. He calmed down and was cooperative and acknowledged he took approx(imately) 30-40 Oxycontin pills. He said he is suicidal and ‘wanted to die’.”
Coleman went on to marry the referenced girlfriend but it looks like the relationship problems carried on.
In April of this year, the cops paid a visit to a distraught Coleman who was threatening to harm himself because of marital problems.
We hope 2009 gets a lot better for the guy!
[Image via WENN.]
Australia has officially kissed 2008 goodbye.
Paris and Nicky Hilton hosted an Oz celebrity-filled New Year’s Eve party in Sydney to usher in 2009.
We love the silver dresses, ladies!
Hope U have a fun celebration lined up later today, wherever you are.
Enjoy and stay safe!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Is Princess RiRi now Diva RiRi?
According to EW, if we’re going by Beyonce’s definition of a diva as a “female version of a hustler” then RiRi’s definitely a diva!
That girl’s been hustling hard since her first appearance on the scene, with each of her albums yielding a Number 1 single. But her latest and most explosive album, Good Girl Gone Bad, has wrecked the charts with 8 hit singles which includes the ubiquitous Umbrella, and is her third record in 2 years!
In addition to hit singles, girlfriend’s re-released Good Girl with bonus tracks, and has an upcoming CD of remixes for 2009. She also toured with Kanye’s Glow in the Dark, has designed for H&M, scored a hot boyfriend, and worked with other artists (T.I., for example, and a rumored Kanye project).
She’s currently tied with Beyonce for the most number one songs within a decade for a female solo artist.
Beyonce better start hustling!
[Image via WENN.]
Quick! Someone call Daddy Spears!
Actor-turned-musician Joaquin Phoenix was spotted pAArtying in Miami looking a little worse for the wear.
After a 2005 rehab stint (Everybody’s doing it!), the former actor is said to have suffered a fairly upsetting 2008, and his increasingly strange and aloof behavior has family, friends, and colleagues worried. He skipped out on the Cannes premiere of his last flick, Two Lovers, with co-star Gwynnie Paltrow and has acted bizarrely at recent events.
A source says, “For people who know Joaquin, it’s been an incredibly traumatic year, filled with chaos,” adding, “Everyone wants to help but nobody’s been able to break through. His bizarre behaviour has everyone worried. It’s just getting scary.”
Joaquin was at brother Rivers’ side when the actor famously collapsed outside the Viper Room and later died of a drug overdose at the tender age of 23.
Could Joaquin be headed down the same path?
Get some help! Or get Papa Spears!
We don’t want to have say BYE! GOOD good-bye to you too!
[Images via WENN.]
Back in October 2007, Amy Winehouse and her enabler ‘husband’ Blake Fielder Civil were arrested in Norway for marijuana possession.
She was supposed to face a Norwegian judge in March, but, luckily for Cracky, her lawyer was able to postpone the proceedings.
Well, the Norwegians are anxious to get on with things and have summoned both Wino and Blaaaaake to appear before them on January 12th.
Take it like a big girl, Wino.
Don’t flake on justice again!
If she doesn’t show up, Amy will likely lose her appeal.
[Images via WENN.]