Archive for December, 2008

NYPD Beware — The Jonas Bros. Have Arrived

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

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The NYPD is bulking up security in Times Square for the massive amounts of tweenage girls expected tonight for the Jonas Brothers’ performance — and from the scene outside their hotel today when they arrived, it’s a smart move.

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Wrong-Way Richie Hits the High Seas

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

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With her borefriend Joel Madden sitting behind her rowing, Nicole Richie enjoyed a canoe ride while on vacation in Hawaii.Considering her track record on the freeway, it’s probably best they didn’t let Nicole steer at all.

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“Hills” Chick Spills Her Digits

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

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Whitney Port is either very easy to pick up — or she just gave this guy — who totally hit on her at LAX — the following phone number: 310-735-0099. Try it.

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Garner, Port — Nailed at the Same Time…

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Criss Angel Sits Atop Salma’s Face

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

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Alleged magician Criss Angel has finally attempted an impossible feat and succeeded — making Salma Hayek look bad! Not even smoking in front of her kid could do that!The usually gorgeous 42-year-old hot mama was spotted at the Burbank airport on…

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Lindsay: What a Beach!

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

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She may only have eyes for Samantha, but the guys on Miami Beach only have eyes for a bikini-clad Lindsay Lohan.The Florida sun really brings out Lilo’s deep, dark golden … freckles.

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Lohan’s Pa Calls Truce…

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K-Fed … Very Well Fed

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

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Dude always thought he was bigger than he was …

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K-Fed Takes His K-Fling to Vegas…

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TMZ TV Tonite — A TMZ New Year’s Eve!

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Tonight on TMZ TV — the stars say goodbye to 2008 in the best way they can — by causing trouble! Charles Barkley gets popped for a DUI, but even worse, he’s caught partying with Steve Urkel … Shia LaBeouf gets stranded when his car breaks down,…

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Star Jones: Staples Center

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

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Star Jones….sunbathing with the scars in St. Barts.

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Criss Angel Sort of Proposes to Holly Madison

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Congratulations, Holly Madison and Criss Angel. You’re sort of engaged!

According to E!, the couple was spotted at Berger & Son Fine Jewelers in Las Vegas on Christmas Eve, checking out rings.

A witness claims “they were looking at one ring and Criss said, ‘Would you marry me?’”

Madison’s response?

“[She] didn’t say anything. She just looked at him.”

Looks like the magician will need to pull a different trick out of his bag if he wants to hook this Playmate.

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Holly Madison and Criss Angel are on the verge of marriage, along with undeserved celebrity gossip attention.

Dane Cooked Out of $10 Million

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Dane Cook’s half brother - who was also his business manager - has been arrested for allegedly embezzling upwards of $10 million from the celebrity.

Darryl McCauley was charged with three counts of larceny and forgery for bilking the unfunny comedian and alleged actor. Authorities made the arrest after searching his Wilmington, Mass., home and discovered more than $800,000 - in $100 bills.

Massachusetts State Police authorities allege Cook’s brother was busted after his latest heist, in which stole the money they old fashioned way - forging a $3 million check from Dane and depositing it in his account. Simple, really.

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McCauley, who has been in charge of Dane Cook’s financial affairs since his early career in the 1990s, when he merely a little-known unfunny comedian, will be arraigned on Wednesday in Woburn District Court in Massachusetts.

He has surrendered his passport and is being held on $3 million bail. Authorities continue to investigate McCauley, who will return to court in Boston January 15.

We don’t know what’s more upsetting here - that some guy would actually do this to his own brother, or that Dane Cook possessed $10 million dollars.