Brangelina Is Too Good To Talk To You

February 27th, 2009

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Tim Gunn was hypnotized by Angelina Jolie and lived to tell about it!

Despite the fact that Santa Angelina and her pet, Brad Pitt, were too good to speak with anyone at the Oscars, Gunn “wasn’t going to take that lying down,” and “ambushed” the couple.

Their publicists had told all press outlets that “they were talking to no one,” Gunn said.

“‘We don’t care if you’re the official pre-show - they’re not going to talk to!’” Gunn recalled them saying.

“So the producers said, ‘We’re not going to take that lying down!’” he went on. “And we didn’t!”

But Santa Angelina doesn’t take kindly to disturbances of her delicate genius, so she hypnotized Gunn into telling Us that “they couldn’t be lovelier, and what a stunning couple they are! I’ve never seen them up close like that! Stunning, stunning! And you can tell there’s this synergy between them and there’s just this incredible affection. It’s very touching.”

Fortunately, Tim Gunn escaped before the 100th “Stunning!” If only he had managed to take Brad with him!

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Completely Gratuitous

February 27th, 2009

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Harry Potter star Rupert Grint on the cover of the new issue of Blag magazine.

So dapper!

T.I. Is A Cheap Ass!

February 27th, 2009

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T.I. has been ordered by an Atlanta judge to pony up more money in child support for his 2 kids with ex LaShon Dixon. His bill has jumped from $2000 a month to $3000 to now $5000 a month.

Initially required to pay for his 7 and 9-year-old sons’ private school education, the rapper no longer bears that burden, and he and Dixon will split the cost of extracurricular activities and medical expenses.

The pair will retain joint custody of the kiddies.

T.I. also has kids with fiancee Tameka “Tiny” Cottle.

Hopefully he’ll treat those children better when he splits with her!

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Hugh & R-Patz Were Doing What Together???

February 27th, 2009

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As we mentioned earlier, Nicole Kidman, Hugh Jackman, and the cast of Australia arrived in Tokyo this week to promote their shiteous movie.

Coincidentally, hottie Robert Pattinson, some twat, and other Twilight cast members also arrived in Tokyo this week for their movie premiere.

And, it turns out, R-Patz and Jackman happened to share some quality time together.

At karaoke!

According to a source, “They went after doing press for their films.”

Even Jackman’s rep has confirmed the musical bonding saying, “Hugh was there celebrating completion of his promo tour for Australia with director Baz Luhrmann and friends. About 1a.m., the cast of Twilight came in and they all joined in.”

Sounds like fun!

Hopefully someone at the bar took some good pics or - better yet - video.

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Ed McMahon Hospitalized For Pneumonia, Does Not Look Good

February 27th, 2009

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Beloved TV personality Ed McMahon has been hospitalized with a bad case of pneumonia.

He’s actually been in the hospital for a month now!

Johnny Carson’s former sidekick is 85-years-old.

His spokesman confirmed his hospitalization, adding, “He’s not at Cedars-Sinai” with which McMahon is engaged with a malpractice and elder abuse lawsuit.

Get well soon Ed!

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LezLo & saMAN Get Religious!

February 27th, 2009

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Lindsay Lohan and saMAN Ronson are hoping for a little sexual spiritual healing!

LezLo and saMAN were spotted today, Friday, arriving at the Westminster Synagogue in West London.

Wonder what Linds would be praying for? To lose a few more pounds and possibly get a hit movie or single?

We think the losing weight might come true, but keep on praying for that major hit!

Besides rehab, Linds is in serious need of a hair cut and maybe a new purse. She’s been sporting that blue one for a while now.

As for saMAN, she’s probably just sratching the lice out of her hair!

[Image via www.XposurePhotos.com.]

If You’re In Los Angeles This Weekend…

February 27th, 2009

Please join us at this very important event on Sunday!

Quote of the Day

February 27th, 2009

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“I will be releasing an album later this year, one single at a time. I am going to revolutionize the way that music is delivered.”

- The revolutionary Paula Abdrool tells the new issue of OK! magazine

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Jewel’s Dancing Spirit

February 27th, 2009

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Singer Jewel injured her knee this week while rehearsing for her Dancing With the Stars debut, leading many to think she would be dropping out of the competition.

But, just one day later she let everyone know that she was fully dedicated to getting better and performing.

Now she’s updated her blog to give us all some good news!

Jewel says she went to her physical therapist and is thankfully feeling much better. And, according to her doc, if she rests now she’ll be in good shape to compete next week.

She added:

“Anyway, I’m excited to get back to work next week dancing, hopefully it didn’t cause me to get too far behind all the other contestants- I only had 3 weeks to prepare, and now it will be only 2 weeks - which isn’t much considering how much I have to learn. All I can do is what I’m doing and to try and have fun- which I am! I will enjoy the days off to hang with my husband, and our family…. ”

We’re so excited to know she’s back.

Can’t wait to watch her perform!

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Fighting Words! Axl Rose Called Former Bandmate Slash “A Cancer”

February 27th, 2009

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If you’ve fantasized about a full-on Guns n’ Roses reunion, keep dreaming!

As far as Axl Rose is concerned, it’s never going to happen.

There’s no way he’d ever work with a ‘cancerous’ Slash ever again, said Axl in a new interview:

“I suppose (former bass player) Duff (McKagan) could play guitar on something somewhere but there’s zero possibility of me having anything to do with Slash. In a nutshell, personally I consider him a cancer and better removed, avoided — and the less anyone heard of him or his supporters the better.”

The singer went on to say that Slash’s guitar playing he has lost its edge and that the top hatted one seems to be more passionate about being “a whore for the limelight.”

Look who’s talking!

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