Condi Rice Actress — Hit Me With the “Ugly” Stick!

February 27th, 2009

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Playing an ass-shaking Condoleezza Rice in Will Ferrell’s new George W. Bush show wasn’t hard for Pia Glenn — but looking like her sure as hell was.Last night outside the show, Pia actually said “We tried to ugly me up a little bit, it didn’t work.”…

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The Shadiest People in Hollywood

February 27th, 2009

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Accessories can make or break a look — but the following spectacles can break even the biggest ego!

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Orlando & Miranda: Get a Room!

February 27th, 2009

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Not happy with just kissing each other in private, sickeningly gorgeous couple Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr took their love out on to the balcony of their Sydney hotel room on Thursday.They suck!

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The Ukrainian ‘Lil Kim

February 27th, 2009

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This is Aza, the self-proclaimed “Ukrainian Queen of Rap” — and trust us, after hearing her throw it down, you won’t be surprised she writes all her own lyrics.Can’t get enough? Check her moving tribute to the troops in Iraq, because nothing says…

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Kanye’s Superbad Night Out

February 27th, 2009

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Everyone wanted a piece of newly de-mulleted Kanye West last night — including his matching bald stripper GF, some drunk d-bag who tried to commandeer K’s ride and Superbadass Jonah Hill.He happily obliged to two of them.

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Loki Who?

February 27th, 2009

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Mickey Rourke walked through LAX yesterday sporting his latest canine accessory — a chihuahua named Jaws.Mickey continues to display an ability to heal quickly.

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Salma — The Breast Milk Factory is Closed!

February 27th, 2009

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To the dismay of millions and millions of excited babies, it seems Salma Hayek’s days of whipping out her breasts and feeding random children who don’t belong to her are over.

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Rihanna Surfaces South of the Border

February 27th, 2009

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With no visible bruises from her alleged beat down from Chris Brown, Rihanna spent last weekend down in Punta Mita, Mexico relaxing in the sun.We’re told she stayed at a private home and left earlier this week.

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Gisele’s New In-Laws

February 27th, 2009

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Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen got hitched last night in Santa Monica, and Tom’s parents didn’t exactly radiate with joy — at least at this moment in time.According to Us Weekly, Tom’s kid showed up sans mommy Bridget Moynahan. We’re told Bridget…

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Model Falls, Gets Up, Files Lawsuit

February 27th, 2009

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You shouldn’t be allowed to sue over a video this funny — but alas, someone is.Sarah Welch — a model and former contestant on “The Bachelor” — is suing several companies involved with the fashion show she worked at the Mondrian Hotel in West…

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